Monday, June 1, 2009

Jabba's gourmet 6/1/09

Count today: One bag Cheez Doodles, One bag Lays Ruffled Potato Chips, One cigarette.
1: complaint about the D train as she waddled in late.

It's now 6:30 and she has been missing for two hours. It says something about her skills/utility around the office that no one has noticed this. Am getting worried she may come back. With every passing minute, the likelihood of a story/excuse for why she was gone increases.

Now she's back... no explanation for absence thank God. She has two modes of operating when making a joke. She will either repeat the joke until someone makes a murmur that they in fact heard it the first time, or she will stop suddenly and say someone's name... pause... then deadpan. Both usually result in a complete vacuum of humorousness.

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