The Revelations of 5/29

Today I learned a few things. I was asked about the nearby locations that Burger King might have. Now, I'm a fairly large individual, but being asked this question like i might know the answer is deeply uncomfortable. I introduce Jabba to another feature of the internet: that you can find things out from it. I guide her to Burger King's website as she tells me why she needs it. She is looking for an Uhura collectible glass for her son. He is missing that one. She then says "I have two sets... one to keep, and one to use". She has one set of Star Trek commemorative glasses from Burger King, sitting in her house gaining value more with each passing day, and she chooses to come to work. Class act.

I should also mention when Jabba asks me for help, she puts on a southern drawl for some reason. I don't know why that is, just thought I should mention. Will post pics/ audio soon.